R I P Niklaus Krampus

Niklaus Krampus
Sept. 1996 - Feb. 2010
Happy with or without diapers.
Neurotic barking from separation anxiety.
Eyeholes are too low.
Able to count and tell time as it pertains to food.
Only remaining non-human, living artifact from my years in Texas.
Sweet heart.
Loved his ears to chewed on.
Never wanted to be wise.
Not afraid of guitars.
Blind, deaf, and didn't care.
Helped me leave to smoke cigarettes when I was 14.



Harry Partch

He has 43 note scales.